14 Bride Wars Quotes Everyone Needs For The Wedding

After watching this movie over the weekend during a girly night in, I couldn’t resist putting together this essential list of hilarious catch-phrases that every member of the bridal party will relate to. From an unruly bridesmaid in need of a smack-down to catty lines you can relay to any pals trying to steal your thunder, these Bride Wars quotes will have you covered during every stage of the planning. So, take note because they will come in handy in a crisis situation!

1. You don’t alter Vera Wang to fit you. You alter yourself to fit Vera. 

2.  – I’d like to promote you to Mister of Honor.

– Is this a pay thing? 

– No it’s just an honor.

3. What do you think the bride is for? To make the Maid of Honor’s life easier.

4. Your wedding better watch its back. 

5. Your wedding is going to be huge. Just like your ass at prom.

6. Emma always gets the sympathy vote. I never get the sympathy vote.

7. A video montage of their lives. Really?

8. Just so you know, if you knew exactly what was going on, you would totally side with me. 

9. Our first dance introduces our couple style to the world!

10. I gained five pounds. FIVE POUNDS! It might aswell be 50.

11. Maybe I should take up chanting. It feels kind of necessary at this point in my life.

12. Don’t get too attached to the dancers. They’re paid to be nice to you.

13. She’s dealing with a crisis now. Can we return?

14. Sometimes it’s about me okay? Not all the time but every once in a while it’s my time. Like today. Now if you’re not okay with that then feel free to go. But if you stay, you have to do your job. And that means smiling and talking about my bridal beauty and most importantly not making it about you.

Feature Image Credit via  – btchflcks.com and GIPHY.

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